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[03 Dec 2004|11:02am] |
"i guess i just like it nasty." - mr. banta
uhh...
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[13 Nov 2004|07:11pm] |
How Many Students Does It Take...
Old jokes never die on campus. They're just recycled for the incoming freshman class. Colleges have become the theme of at least one chestnut: the lightbulb joke. Playing off student stereotypes, the jokes have popped up all over the Internet.
How many students does it take to change a lightbulb at . . .
Princeton: Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Cornell: Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Columbia: 76. One to change the lightbulb, 50 to protest the lightbulb's right not to change and 25 to hold a counterprotest.
Harvard: One. One to hold the lightbulb. The world revolves around him.
Yale: None. New Haven looks better in the dark.
Stanford: One, dude.
Tufts: Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to say loudly that he did it as well as an Ivy League student.
Wesleyan: Wesleyan is boycotting General Electric. You know, military-industrial complex and all that.
Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Five. One to design a nuclear-powered lightbulb that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Middlebury College: Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
Connecticut College: Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to complain that if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
University of Virginia: 13. Ten to form a student committee to vote on whether changing lightbulbs is a violation of the Honor Code, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the keg he's standing on and another to attribute electricity to Thomas Jefferson.
Santa Clara University: One. But you would never know about it because only Cal and Stanford get publicity for changing their lightbulbs.
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[05 Oct 2004|07:59pm] |
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let's discuss how i want to have john edwards' babies.
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[16 Sep 2004|06:07pm] |
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well unfortunately without you it'll never snow in florida..
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[01 Jul 2004|11:30pm] |
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oh my god. now that was an amazing yankee game.
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[25 May 2004|12:17am] |
take these broken wings and learn to fly
take these sunken eyes and learn to see
all your life
you were only waiting for this moment to be free
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[20 May 2004|08:22pm] |
If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.
in other news:
if you love me enough to come to the ICP gallery opening that my work is in, leave a comment so i know to give you an invitation? i'll love you forever if you come.
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[18 May 2004|06:32pm] |
it's interesting how easily some people can slip in and out of your life...
do they realize it?
do they miss you?
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[16 May 2004|12:03am] |
:(
will anyone see mean girls with me?
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[15 May 2004|11:49pm] |
You're JT!!
Balancing on that thin line between funny and
obnoxious is a tough job, and you do it quite
well. You're also prone to falling for anyone
you could absolutely never have, but you're
certain that if they just gave you chance
they'd love you. At least you can make some
puns about your rejection.
Which Degrassi: Next Generation Character Are YOU???
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[11 May 2004|10:52pm] |
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do you still think that about me?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
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[06 May 2004|10:03pm] |
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awwww ross and rachel!
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[02 May 2004|05:54pm] |
make me stop...
if you see me in school, i beg of you, slap me. very, very hard.
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[27 Apr 2004|08:50pm] |
reply to this post and tell me about a memory you have of me.
it can be anything at all.
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[26 Apr 2004|11:40pm] |
on why cody is the greatest ever:
Cody [11:38 PM]: kat you're great
Cody [11:39 PM]: you're like a stick of dynomite in a dixie cup
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